

HOLY SHIT DO THESE FUCKS KNOW HOW TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX!ġ4. The Creeps: Mystery Train in a castle.ġ3.

Apple Thief: The duo must rescue Tree Trunk's apples from an unknown apple thief.ġ2. What Was Missing: The brat, the furfag, the cunt, the bitch, and Beemo must learn to value their friendship, and what better way to do this than by stealing their shit and forcing them to be in a band.ġ1. However, we all know what the horny brat's true intentions are.ġ0. Wizard Battle: Finn gets in a tournament to stop the Ice King from getting the winning prize of a kiss from Bubblegum. Still: Being frozen gives Finn the ability to telepathically control butterflies.Ĩ. The Monster: LSP runs away from Lumpy Space and fakes being a monster to eat a village's food.ħ. Too Young: See the last sentence of the second paragraph of the Plot section.Ħ. Hitman: Ice King hires a hitman to kill Finn and Jake but pussies out.ĥ. The episode ends with them happily ganging up on Ash.Ĥ. Speaking of blowing, while Jake "distracts" Ash, Marceline gets her memory back when Finn shows her his own. GLORIOUS ASS ON A PLOT TWIST! YOU MEAN THE ONE GUY WE JUST MET IS THE ONLY OTHER GUY WE JUST MET!? MIND. Memory of a Memory: Through a powder that can mess with people's minds, a wizard tricks Finn and Jake into making Marceline forget that she broke up with Ash and also that he himself is Ash. Morituri Te Salutamus: Partaking in gladiatorial combat results with Finn to succumb to bloodlust. Conquest of Cuteness: The idiots must defend their home from the evil of a race of fucking white balls.Ģ. What is Life?: Finn's pie-throwing robot must choose between staying with Finn or becoming the Ice King's son.ġ. The Witch's Garden: Jake gets his powers taken away because he won't apologize for eating a doughnut.ġ5. City of Thieves: Finn and Jake enter a city that turns everyone that enters to thieves to get a little girl's stuff back.ġ4. She kisses Finn because he punches her and gives their old house back because they amuse her, but it's filled with worms. Evicted!: Marceline kicks Finn and Jake out of their tree house so they settle in a cave but it's hers too. Wizard: Finn joins a wizard school and there's a clothes-disintegrating meteor.ġ2. If you're wondering how Finn remembers something from his baby years, let alone how he survived a nuclear holocaust at that age, you're obviously overestimating Ward's intelligence.ġ1. Since, he pledged to help everyone in need.

Memories of Boom Boom Mountain: When Finn was a baby, he defecated and it took a while until someone (Jake's parents) helped him. My Two Favorite People: Jake gets jealous of Finn and Rainicorn hanging out together, even though he's the one who suggested it in the first place.ġ0. Business Time: Finn and Jake get lazy after some zombie businessmen do all the heroics for them.ĩ. Ricardio the Heart Guy: Ice King's heart wants to cut out Bubblegum's heart and make out with it.Ĩ. The Jiggler: Finn and Jake return this thing to its mother.ħ.
